Tongue Twisters:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It would chuck as much wood as it could,
And chuck as much wood
As a woodchuck would chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick;
if Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked?
Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker, picked a peck of pickled peppers,
a peck of pickled peppers did Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker pick;
if Peter Piper, the pickled pepper picker, picked a peck of pickled
peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper, the
pickled pepper picker, picked?

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

I gratefully gazed at the gracefully grazing gazelles

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Rural juror

Unique New York, unique New York.

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches

Red leather, yellow leather, blue blood, black blood.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
He thrusts his fists against the posts
And still insists he sees the ghosts.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Is this a zither?

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Sally is sensitive to sandy seashells

The thin little boy picked six thick thistle sticks.

A crazy crooked critic.

Cheap Ship Trip

Do you know Betty Botter?

Betty Botter bought some butter.
"But" she said, "this butter's bitter;"
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter;
But a bit of better butter
That will make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of better,
Better than her bitter butter,
And put it in her batter,
And it made her batter better.

So, 'twas better Betty Botter
Bought some butter,
and put it in her batter,
and it made her batter better.

Strange strategic statistics

No need to light a night-light on a light night like tonight.

Sure the ship's shipshape, sir

A proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot.

What a todo to die today, at a minute or two 'til two,
a thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do;
for they'll beat a tattoo at a twenty 'til two,
a rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-too,
and the dragon will come when he hears the drum,
at a minute or two 'til two today, at a minute or two 'til two.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon

My sister Sally has a shop by the seashore, which sells seashells,
sandals, swimsuits, stationery, soap, soda, snacks, and other such
sundries. Sally started the shop six seasons ago, and concentrated on
a selection of seashells to satisfy the most discriminating seashell shopper.

The big black bug's blood ran blue.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

I love New York, Unique New York,
You know you need unique New York.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Are our oars oak?

Whether the weather be cold,
whether the weather be hot,
we'll be together whatever the weather,
whether we like it or not.

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

I'm a sheet slitter;
I slit sheets.
If sheet need slitting,
Sheets I slit.

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

Black background, brown background.